Scaley Friend Up For Adoption

Last night this little guy was dropped off, and we’ve been tasked with finding him a new home! If you’ve been finding yourself wishing for a reptilian companion, testament to your general badassery, or just for your pants to stop falling down, this lil dude may be a perfect addition …

Pockets and zippers and grommets, oh my!

Tired of things falling out of your pocket? Have too much pride to wear a fanny pack out in public? Fallen victim to the fashion industry’s birdbrained decision to stop including pockets on women’s clothing? Fear not – we present to you this fantastically pocketed, zippered, and copiously grommeted belt to help you …

Curvy Flask Seeks Caring Owner

Petite, polished, and with curves to die for (or at least drink from), this little stainless steel flask is ready to go home with you tonight. With measurements of approximately 3.5 – 1 – 5 (that’s a 3.5″ diameter, 1″ width, and 5oz carrying capacity), it’s the perfect size for …