Jeepers, inundated! I mean, SALE! SALE!

I just got in 50 pairs of boots in all sizes and a jeebusload of leather. If you come and buy something before I’ve done all the work of writing that particular sucker up and doing a wee handwritten tag for it, I’ll give you 10% off, just for saving me the effort. So much stuff!

Oh, wait, I know I’m supposed to do something in bold red like this:

10% off

There. Come help me with my writer’s cramp.