Felmini Boots That Eat Flies

Mar 5, 2017
It’s finally easy being green! These fashionable wee boots are made for a tiny… Amazon. (get it?) Women’s size 7 – 8? Come try them on and see what I’m on about. Hop to i...

Dainese Stripes EVO Pelle jacket

Aug 6, 2015
This is new and unworn, which I know not only because of its spectacular gleaming and fresh beauty, but also because the owner came in metaphorically crying big hot tears of consumer sadness. If you a...

A Poleclimber Pair

Feb 22, 2015
When these came in, I squealed with glee. Astounding patina, incredible construction, and in the small size so coveted by many of the women I know.  So I took some lovely pictures and started typing ...

Toughest Vest in the Store

Jan 25, 2013
This vest came to me by way of England, so it's well-traveled as well as being a shiny, shiny object. It's made of a very nice leather, and even the lettering and patches are leather, not just embroid...

Get into a rockstar’s pants

Jul 11, 2012
These super low-waisted fancy ass leather pants are a stunning colour that shades between brown and green, and looks kinda like the soft underbelly of a dragon. The texture is soft and thick, and the ...

Thp thp thp thp thp Helicopter Helmet

Jun 6, 2012
This here is a modern street-legal DOT-approved 3/4 scooter or motorcycle helmet made by Zox. They claim the inspiration is from the old-style helicopter pilot helmet (a different kind of chopper inde...

Feel Lucky, Punk?

May 29, 2012
The title is a bit of misdirection. That’s because “Feel Lucky, Doom/Black Metal-lover?” doesn’t have a very good ring to it. Although come to think on it, someone into punk co...

Dayton boots for a set of quadruplets

Mar 21, 2012
Do you know a set of quadruplets who share a thing for nice Dayton boots? Show ’em this page, then, because I have four sets of boots, all sized alike, that would suit all four identical quadrup...

Chaps. Very very fancy ass chaps.

Mar 3, 2012
So I’m usually kind of a chaps purist, and tend to enjoy just thick, black leather. But these have made me into a convert — they’re super fancy! Two colours of leather, black and tan...