Okay, perhaps I misspoke.
This is a freaking immaculate white leather jacket with all armour / lining / decor intact. Grown heterosexual men have been known to weep at its beauty. Grown women have been known to turn to their weeping husbands and say “But honey, isn’t it a little… flashy?”
When you can find this jacket, it retails for $650 – $695 US. Luckily you can come get it from me for under $250. Okay, just under $250.