Bike Cop Swag

Wanna look as intimidating as possible on the road? Skip the usual Harley Davidson jacket, tattoo sleeves and long hair and snag yourself this bike cop-inspired outfit (complete with ubiquitous aviators). Watch people panic and stomp their brake pedal as soon as they catch sight of you in their rearview.

(It’s a slow rainy Sunday at the store, sometimes we play dress-up.)

Helmet is a size small Davida, and retails at $159. Jacket is an unbranded mouton-collar bomber. Aviators are classic mirrored shades, and will run ya about $12.